How Low Would You Go?

Would you believe that this is the shit we talk about when we're bored?

1) For 1 Million Dollars would you discommunicate your family forever? How about a friend? An acquaintance?

2) For 25 Million Dollars would you pull the trigger and kill an evil dictator? How 'bout just a dishonest politician? A homeless person?

3) For 50 Million Dollars would you have sex with an animal?

4) For 100 Million Dollars would you never have sex again?

5) For a Bilion Dollars would you sell a friend into slavery (the work kind, not the sexual kind...I'm not a complete monster)? How about an enemy? A homeless person? A pet?

Out Of Service

Arm's broken. Thus these questions:

1) Ever broken any bones?

2) As far as Karma goes, what sort of karmic reward would be fair for say, a broken arm (your writing arm)? How 'bout a leg?

3) Ever broken someone else's bones?

4) If you could wish (and be granted) physical harm on any one person, would you do it? To whom?

5) What's the longest you've ever been sick (as in haven't left the home/bed/hospital)?